Imagine working in an actual environmental impact assessment agency and get a call of some dipshit who wants to dump some berrys in a forest, and then trying to hold your laughter you charge them for the question AND THEY FUCKING PAY YOU.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    This is what gets me up in knots. In the adrenachrome factory we are incredibly stringent about how long we can have adrenachrome reagents for, on the order of 10x less than the suppliers guarantee the efficacy of the reagent. I pour so much perfectly good shit down the drain. As a result, we sometimes find that people can't supply us with enough shit. It's an absolute, unrepentant sin to throw out as much food as America does while people starve. To use all our resources to make berry confetti and violently repress people who want to live with dignity.