Disarm cops, arm retail workers

  • crime [she/her, any]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    Had me stuck there an extra hour because “I always do this when it’s late so I don’t hold anyone up” she said

    Did you know you're not a person? 🙃

    That sucks comrade, wish you'd had your machete

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I know I have issues with self-esteem, but I'm just biding my time until I can get an extra set of robot arms so I can just use four machetes at the same time