Chances this person eats meat: 100% certainty

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    I thought the exotic animal consumption meta has moved onto bats and pangolins now

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's Christmas so it's America's time to return to tradition and talk about "hiding your pets to stop the Chinese restaurant down the street from making fresh General Mao's stir-fry

      • SaniFlush [any, any]
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        3 years ago

        My dad likes to describe how the cats react to having their skin peeled off while alive. He's Gen X, they like to be shocking.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          I think thats less of a gen X thing and more of a "don't check under your floorboards" thing. Or the space between your walls. Or between your ceiling and your roof.