NEW YORK — Putting his past remarks about the legitimacy of Marvel movies and the nerd culture boom into new context, an embarrassed Martin Scorcese admitted to the press yesterday that his 2002 epic crime drama Gangs of New York was actually loosely adapted from the 1996 Japan-only Super Famicom game Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War.

“I still regret all of the people I upset when I said that Marvel movies aren’t real movies,” began Scorcese’s statement, posted as a screenshot of the iPhone Notes app on various social media channels maintained by the Oscar-winning director’s production company. “Deep down, I think I was repressing my own heritage as a rabid otaku and Super Famicom import enthusiast. That’s why I finally want to come clean about the fact that Gangs of New York was actually adapted from the plot of Genealogy of the Holy War, which I think is one of the best unlocalized Fire Emblem titles.”

“This might not be a surprise to anyone familiar with FE:GotHW,” Scorcese’s statement continued. “The continent of Jugdral, where the game takes place, is divided among eight countries vying for dominance, much like the way the gangs in the film struggle for control over the Five Points neighborhood of 19th-century Manhattan. The journey of Amsterdam Vallon to kill Bill the Butcher and avenge his father Priest Vallon is also heavily drawn from GotHW’s plotline, where — spoiler warning! — the son of Prince Sigurd works in secrecy to defeat the Loptyr cult and avenge his father, Prince Sigurd, and ascend to the throne of Grannvale. I actually set up Leo [DiCaprio] with a translated ROM of the game when he was preparing for the role because I thought this parallel was so important.”

Sources say that Scorcese’s confessional stretched on for five full screenshots of the Notes app in subsequent posts, as the filmmaker dutifully ranked each unlocalized Fire Emblem game before concluding with instructions on how to emulate them from wowroms.com.

  • Edelgard [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Really? I guess I'll need to figure out a way to emulate it!

    • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's not too bad, you can emulate SNES games on your phone and English patched ROMs aren't hard to find

      FE4 is famous for it's incredibly large maps, in one chapter you seize multiple thrones and travel across countries (which is bad news for unmounted units). There's a time skip in the middle, during the second act you play as the children of your original party with stats depending on your pairings

      FE5 takes place during the time skip, with a smaller scale than any other game. You play as a small rebellion against an empire that's significantly stronger than you, so the objective is often to flee from or to barely defend against invading armies. This leads to some really interesting gameplay, but it's also the hardest game in the series

      If you've only played 3 houses, I'd recommend first playing the GBA games (specifically FE7 or FE8) to get used to old school fire emblem gameplay. They're also very easy to emulate on your phone. FE6 is also on Gameboy and has Roy from Smash Brothers, but it's japan-only and feels less polished than the other Gameboy games

      FE9 and FE10 are harder to emulate (and expensive to buy), but the writing is top-tier and they feature Ike from Smash Brothers, who is the best protagonist and canonically gay

      I used to be really into the series as a kid, let me know if you have any questions