An Alabama man faces charges after he drove a vehicle into a pole outside a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, stripped naked, ran into the store and jumped into the aquarium, police said.
  • sloth [none/use name]
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    10 months ago

    Disappointed because my immediate thought was this must have happened at their flagship store; the one shaped like a pyramid.

    Imagine launching bare-ass out of the largest free-standing glass elevator into the fish pond below. sicko-wistful