Damn Fox news comment sections are an absolute cesspit.
Saw two comments from MAGA_PATRIOT_88 and noped out.
scrolling through two dozen copies of The One Joke and having the time of my fucking life
My favorites are the "This is why we need MORE PRISONS". Yes lock up the guy who jumped into a Bass pro shop aquarium and throw away the key.
How are you supposed to be a pro bass if they arrest you for attempting to become a bass?
Disappointed because my immediate thought was this must have happened at their flagship store; the one shaped like a pyramid.
Imagine launching bare-ass out of the largest free-standing glass elevator into the fish pond below.
Let him do it! What ever happened to FREEDOM in this country!? Ever since OBAMNA, patriots like this man have been PROSTITUTED for celebrating their God given rights to SKINNY DIP in a bass pro shop ®
Use archive for news links, don't make me go mad with power
https://archive.is/pLc6y
Sorry, I just figured with all the fake news our there fox could use some clicks
unironically this should be completely legal (maybe idk)
this harms and maybe kills the fish because of the bacteria the guy introduces inside
was there an attractive woman somewhere in the store that he might have tried to impress?
Hey, the man was just testing out his "tackle" at the Bass Pro shop. Let him free!
doubt there's gonna be republican bias against dudes diving into aquarium tanks naked
Which news outlets reporting US domestic news like this wouldn't be?
We're not gonna get breakthrough news or CGTN covering this
he was trying out a new strat to speedrun his way into state office. he wound up missing it by a few frames but if he had got it right he would have instantly warped into at least a cabinet-level position
