Probably chilling on the beach in the bahamas sipping a tropical drink.

  • Stoatmilk [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I have heard rumors she is preparing to run for president again

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Probably assassinated by a different slightly more skilled assassin

    Then that assassin was assassinated

    It's murder all the way down

      • blight [any]
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        6 months ago

        There are still echoes in the grapevine, mythical tales of an assassin so skilled, he was able to cultivate his practice to instantly transport poop into his hands and through the rifle at his targets. He never sat foot in a toilet again after that.

        • goose [he/him]
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          6 months ago

          The Harry Potter Extended Universe got weird

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    if you were a billionaire (or my personal suspicion, the UK royal family) and you had an assassin kill Epstein, how safe are you going to feel until you make sure the assassin can never talk about it?

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      6 months ago

      You hire an intermediary to distance yourself I suppose. Or impress an existing spy into doing it.

  • pooh [she/her, any]
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    6 months ago

    Probably enjoying his/her Mossad-sponsored retirement. Either that or they are busy killing other people now.