Never underestimate America. No matter what weird demented shit you here, no matter how outlandish it sounds, it's probably true somehwere in this hellscape of a country.
"Go free while countless of your brethren are served in an orgy of poultry and gravy!"
Most :amerikkka: tradition ever.
I love it. It's the perfect distillation. As long as one of you isn't slaughtered, it's alright
But the butterball, Kyle Rittenhouse, doesn't need a pardon. He got off scot free.
:biden-troll: You're a big bird ain't ya Jack? Heh heh, woof woof, what a good crow! Y'know ol' Bob 3-eyes down at the pump shop used to run with a bird this big. They called him "3-eyes" on account he used his seeing parrot for his vision.
When I become president of the Supreme Soviet I will honor the turkeys for the important role they play in our rituals. I think that would be more appropriate than this creepy/cringey shit.
nah this goes beyond veganism and is just stupid. and i say this as someone that has to sell turkeys for a living
