This isn’t a sequel to the 1984 film. It’s a sequel to spinoff merchandising objects and the coddled memories of kids who were too young to understand that the “Keymaster” and “Gatekeeper” bit was a sex joke. It strip-mines a nostalgia for something that never existed, as calculatedly phony as the ersatz Americana setting, shot in Alberta, Canada. “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” treats with pseudo-religious reverence the events of a movie in which a ghost blew Dan Aykroyd in a firehouse.

Fuckin Brutal. Ban all fandoms why do they keep trying to make sequels and shit to a two hour SNL sketch that has never worked outside of that one movie

  • UlyssesT
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    18 days ago

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    • gullyfoyleismyname [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      God's Not Dead has a 75% audience score too, people gotta chill with Rotten Tomatoes and metacritic them shits is why mediocrity is the target at the cinema lately and not something to be avoided

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Half of movie marketing today is pumping up people's culture-war reactionary tendencies, in order to turn everything into "cult classic" material.

        You don't try to make a good movie. You just run a bunch of bots that tell people "If you don't like this movie then you're not my friend" and bully people into liking it.