• Three_Magpies [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    When my country fell, my grandfather lost his egg monopoly. He tried to sneak a laying hen with him on the US helicopter but couldn’t due to it interfering with the seatbelt.

    please burn two hundred billion tonnes of coal so that my grandfather and people like him can take their money digitally and engage in capital flight.

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Egg monopoly, literally all the eggs in one basket

      If only there was some way to have seen it coming, be strong