You dont stab a lich in the heart you have to destroy their phylactery which ties their soul to the material plane. And Jesus has had 2000 years to fill the earth with millions of fake phylacteries disguised as Christian artifacts so good luck finding the real holy grail.
piracy is a crime. if jesus finds out he'll kill you.
not if i kill him first
They already tried that, didn't work
They staked his hands and feet, not his heart. Now that we understand vampirism and liches better, it's time to try again.
You dont stab a lich in the heart you have to destroy their phylactery which ties their soul to the material plane. And Jesus has had 2000 years to fill the earth with millions of fake phylacteries disguised as Christian artifacts so good luck finding the real holy grail.
Thanks, I knew liches were a different process but couldn't remember what it was!
I believe in us. I take this "attack and dethrone god" shit seriously, and I think we can figure this out.
I think the best policy is to nuke the Vatican and then go from there.
Sounds like a job for a Cultural Revolution and a Four Olds Campaign
Skill issue
Piracy is what Jesus would do. You wouldn’t just copy bread and fish for everybody?