I remember on Chapo they read a book some guy wrote with a bunch of stories about him not getting laid in college but I can't remember the name of the book or the guy
edit: I remember one of them was about him and his friend visiting an all-girls school and his friend hooking up with someone in the same room where he was sleeping, so he left to hide out in the bathroom.
edit2: @HarryLime got it, this is the episode if anyone is curious, it's deeply entertaining.
I think he had some thing about being a college virgin the Chapos dunked on
Nah, Crowder claims to be celibate by choice and this guy was trying and failing to get pussy
...just not his choice
Ahh, okay. Thought that's what you meant