Like, advanced technology, focusing entirely on intercrew arguments, (terrible dialogue and cheesy action), ships flying sideways, no knowledge of ship operations and procedures. Magic technology. Blasters of different colours so we can tell good guys from bad guys. Robots and drones. Really, that's the big one.

If you hate star trek so much Kurtzman, just make a different show.

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    3 years ago

    SULU: Mister Chekov, phaser setting for planetary target A.

    CHEKOV: Co-ordinates seven one two stroke four, Mister Sulu.

    SULU: Port batteries locked.

    SULU: Phasers Locked on target A, Captain. Approaching optimum range. Commence fire, Captain? Captain?

    KIRK: Stand by, Mister Sulu.

    SULU: Secondary target now moving beyond our phaser lock.

    KIRK: Put phasers on standby, Mister Sulu.

    SPOCK: A serious breach of orders, Captain.

    UHURA: Captain, I have the leader on the Halkan Council waiting on channel B.

    KIRK: It is useless to resist us.

    -- Mirror, Mirror. Original Airdate: 6 Oct, 1967

    I love Kirk's use of the classic sci-fi evil villain line.