THE bomb squad raced to an A&E after a patient arrived with an artillery shell stuck up his behind. Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about…
  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The unnamed patient told doctors he “slipped and fell” on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables.

    It was later identified as being a World War Two 57mm shell that were typically fired from six-pounder anti-tank guns.

  • Yllych [any]
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    3 years ago

    This is why you always ensure your toys have a flared base

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    They’re going to say a Welsh person stuck it up there aren’t they?

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    This was an episode of grey's anatomy, except for it didn't go up his ass and one of the bomb squad dickheads ended up pink mist after it was removed I think