Noooo, sweetie, your flag didn't go in the trash, it was retired with honor to a nice farm upstate
Real talk, though - don't make your "retired" flag receptacle out of a garbage can if you don't want all of the discarded flags to be covered in other garbage. That one little change alone would save them so much grief. They should hire me as a flag consultant.
what if you do want all your discarded flags to be covered in other garbage tho?
Then slap the words "flag receptacle" on your garbage can and get collecting!
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Flag? Sir, with all due respect, this is just my dog's old towel. He got too much poopbutt for it. Poopiest butt in the west.
My human always tells me to poop on flags when we're out
You should have told him it was made in China. Like to see him wiggle out of that
oh my god who fucking cares
just use it as a dish towel or something like every other old rag you wasteful shit
There's one of these in the post office I used to work at
Not like anyone in town actually bothers with it, since they basically fly their flags until they turn into scraps anyway
Purely performative patriotism
just like ordinary amerisharts, the garbage can contradicts itself one sentence in.
This is good, but I think it should be in the bathroom and shaped like a toilet
