Today, we are taking a stand against critical race theory in our schools and in the workplace by calling for the enactment of the Stop W.O.K.E. Act. https://t.co/7iuEjyYKsj— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) December 15, 2021
Not sure what I should've expected, but "Stop Wrongs Against Our Kids and Employees" is pretty lazy.
"To be accepted as a full member of the clan, one must survive the Waokae. At the eve of their sixteenth birthday, each child is brought to the summit of Mt. Focksneus, within which molder the bones of uncountable generations of deceased clansfolk. As the sun dips below the horizon, the ancestors' spirits wake and are drawn to the irrepressible glow of that young life, reaching out of their mountain sepulcher like obsidian branches of a twisted tree hungering for the sun. Once their prey is found, they will subject her to centuries worth of outdated political opinions, ancient prejudices, and apocryphal anecdotes. Those weak of spirit will turn, taken before their time into the depths of rocky tombs to become another twisted limb on the Stygian tree. In this way the clan is kept strong."
WAOKAE really sounds like something from a jumble puzzle, or a mystic fantasy game.
"To be accepted as a full member of the clan, one must survive the Waokae. At the eve of their sixteenth birthday, each child is brought to the summit of Mt. Focksneus, within which molder the bones of uncountable generations of deceased clansfolk. As the sun dips below the horizon, the ancestors' spirits wake and are drawn to the irrepressible glow of that young life, reaching out of their mountain sepulcher like obsidian branches of a twisted tree hungering for the sun. Once their prey is found, they will subject her to centuries worth of outdated political opinions, ancient prejudices, and apocryphal anecdotes. Those weak of spirit will turn, taken before their time into the depths of rocky tombs to become another twisted limb on the Stygian tree. In this way the clan is kept strong."