Seriously though, why is this so bad?

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Apparently this was implied in a post credit scene in the newest venom movie. My ex was excited about this. She's gotten real tolerant of capeshit in the interceding years I guess.

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Oh yeah he teleports back to his movie world after running up a bar tab and gleeking some of the symbiote onto the floor.

      Again, I'm serious. That is in the movie.

        • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          Andrew Garfield confesses he is in love with the other two spidermen. There is a long pause and it is never addressed again.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            Isn't newesr spiderman still in high school? I guess Andrew Garfield was supposed to be as well but he's clearly 40

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                3 years ago

                I only saw the first one and haven't seen any Avengers movies. I think Thor Ragnarok was the last Marvel movie I've seen

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    3 years ago

                    Yeah that was fun. I'll be watching this for fucking sure. It sounds like a total trainwreck

                • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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                  3 years ago

                  Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is the only one I would particularly recommend going back for. It's not great, but it's as good as these Marvel movies get.

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    3 years ago

                    Oh I saw that with a friend who's dad had died a few months ago. I've got BIIIIG feels about that one.

                    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
                      hexagon
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                      edit-2
                      3 years ago

                      Oh fuck that could not have been a great movie for your friend timing-wise.

                      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                        edit-2
                        3 years ago

                        Was and wasn't. Hit her fucking hard but was cathartic and stuff. It's a really special movie for her now.

                          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                            3 years ago

                            She left home and lived on the streets for a while and reconnected when she was in her late 20s and had a kid of her own and then he died a few years later. So, yeah, there's a LOT for her emotionally in that one. It's a pretty fantastic movie anyway. I could give a shit about the rest of Marvel but the Guardians movies are great. First wasn't as good but still good. It's as close to OT Star Wars as they've gotten with all these desperate attempts.

          • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            3 years ago

            There’s about a one minute scene with no subtitles where two characters have an argument in Tagalog while everyone else watches.

            One of the characters then turns to the rest of the group and says “she’s going to bed, but she wants you to clean up all these spiderwebs you shot in the kitchen.”