If you put my present in a box you're calling me gay and I'll kill you. You put boxes in your closet, what happens when people come out of the closet? They're gay. Boxes are gay. Where do crates go? On trucks. Trucks are big and they go fast and they pollute the environment, all straight things. Trucks are straight, crates are straight. Give me my Man Crate present so I can have treats and not be gay.