MANCRATES, get him a CRATE
we got CRATES for GRILLPILLED DUDES
we got CRATES for ur guy on his CAVEMAN GRINDSET
We got CRATES of BOOZE, JERKY, and BOOZE JERKY
We got all sorts of shit that comes in AMMO CANISTERS
:jordan-eboy-peterson:
If you put my present in a box you're calling me gay and I'll kill you. You put boxes in your closet, what happens when people come out of the closet? They're gay. Boxes are gay. Where do crates go? On trucks. Trucks are big and they go fast and they pollute the environment, all straight things. Trucks are straight, crates are straight. Give me my Man Crate present so I can have treats and not be gay.
Fellas, is it gay to eat regular food? I've been substituting most of my meals lately with chow,
If they can get through the CALLUSES then you're not a REAL MAN
I'm gonna make a cottagecore thing for men. Here are your "MANCURTAINS with CHADLACE!" Their fabric matches the "POWERFLORALS on your BEARDSKIRT!"
Like jfc just like things unironically.
Bacon infused Bourbon.
Burbon-glazed Bacon
Smoked Bacon scented beard balm
Bourbon-spice aftershave
Can you sue them for giving you a box that in fact, does not require tools to open?
