"Now I can tell by the cut of your jib you're a smart man, and I'm sure you're pressed for time so I'll keep this short: Now the three-step switch in the handle activates the most powerful suction turbines known to man, but with three stages you're always in control. Machine of the future my good man, this thing's right outta the jetsons. Now don't reach for your billfold just yet - let me tell you about the chrome finish. Is there a missus in your life?"
call him up and pretend you're an old timey vacuum salesman
lmao do it complete with an old-timey fast-talking voice
"Now I can tell by the cut of your jib you're a smart man, and I'm sure you're pressed for time so I'll keep this short: Now the three-step switch in the handle activates the most powerful suction turbines known to man, but with three stages you're always in control. Machine of the future my good man, this thing's right outta the jetsons. Now don't reach for your billfold just yet - let me tell you about the chrome finish. Is there a missus in your life?"
"Yes sir, if this baby doesn't get rid of those dust bunnies then I'll eat my hat."
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