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lmao do it complete with an old-timey fast-talking voice
"Now I can tell by the cut of your jib you're a smart man, and I'm sure you're pressed for time so I'll keep this short: Now the three-step switch in the handle activates the most powerful suction turbines known to man, but with three stages you're always in control. Machine of the future my good man, this thing's right outta the jetsons. Now don't reach for your billfold just yet - let me tell you about the chrome finish. Is there a missus in your life?"
"Yes sir, if this baby doesn't get rid of those dust bunnies then I'll eat my hat."
Donated once to Wikipedia because they had pretty much given me a year's worth of education for free.
That taught me to never give a cent to liberals, because they took that as permission to spam my email with begging.
They only see you as a wallet and the instant you open it up, even a little bit, they'll try to cram their hands in there.
The utter state of nonprofits is proof you can't have non-exploitive capitalism. Even worker co-ops are beholden to the same exploitive expectations.
Sign em up for the most spammy shit you can think of. Search leaked credential databases to see if you can find an email associated with it, and sign that up for shit too.
Real talk, give it to your local. Asking on here will get you meme answers. If you can't answer this yourself, give it to people who do, then try to get involved.
Put an ad on Craigslist for free Labrador puppies, going fast, please leave a message. Do that a couple times a week from different cities Craigslist.
Go to 4 chan, tell them it's a GameStop and to ask for battle toads.
craigslist doesn't have personals anymore though, right? And even so, that's kinda unfairly wasting the time of the regular people who might respond, at best, and possibly exposing those people to a hate-filled, homophobic response.
Didn't they only block it in the US? I thought it was in response to SESTA-FOSTA.
Yeah, it was definitely in response to the sex trafficking bill, but I didn't realize the resulting change to the site was limited to the US.
Probably anything under the cragslist.com "Community" tab could be a few minutes of fun.
