UK government modeling predicting 600k-2 million cases PER DAY peak without significant NPIs. On the US population scale thats up to 12 million cases PER DAY. Timing for US wave estimated above. Buckle up. pic.twitter.com/tEoN72YcZ2— JWeiland (@JPWeiland) December 18, 2021
:blob-on-fire: Other models predict 1,000,000 daily cases by Christmas :this-is-fine:
wait what comes after the fucking around part again?
Something about finding grout, I think? Should be pretty simple they just have that stuff at like...home depot or whatever
Binding trout? Hmm no that doesn't seem right either, I mean I feel like they'd just wriggle out anyways. Ah well probably not important.
Close, finding gout. Known causes of gout are eating too many processed meats and fucking around.
The Gourmand is a cautionary tale for us all