BRING IN THE DANCING CRABS

      • BlueMagaChud [any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        After the verdict was given a very thin juror leapt thirty feet straight up through the skylight and scurried off.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      She killed an unarmed black man during a traffic stop, claiming she was trying to reach for her taser.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party:

  • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

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  • SerLava [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing:

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Ayyyyy :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo: :hex-crab-chapo:

  • Kanna [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party: :hexcrab-party:

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    It angers me that I was surprised we got a win here. Did the prosecutor roll a crit or something?

    • spectre [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Holding 5lbs of steel vs 1lb of plastic in your hand for at least 5 seconds is going to erase almost all of your deniability when it comes to it, no matter how stressful the situation is

  • Goadstool
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

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