• ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
    hexbear
    79
    4 months ago

    If you would just learn history, you'd know that Alderaanian culture is a lie invented by Jedi extremists. There was never an Alderaanian identity before 0BBY, their so-called 'Alderaan' was simply an uninhabited rock used before it was used for weapons calibration testing by the Elbit Star. Rebels just started claiming to be from Khalderaan to push the anti-Nabooist conspiracy theories circulating around Palpatine.

  • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
    hexbear
    72
    4 months ago

    somebody should make a starswar that's the events of first three movies from the perspective of empire liberal media, maybe that would punch through the illiteracy.

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
      hexbear
      40
      4 months ago

      I’m honestly worried we’d have a bunch of libs coming away just believing the media in the show and completely missing the point lol

    • Yeat [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      33
      4 months ago

      has star wars shown any type of press or media at all in their universe? that’d actually make for a good show or something

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
        hexbear
        36
        4 months ago

        Rebels does, as did the Imperial campaign in the Rogue Squadron game. One of the characters is someone who unironicall supports the empire but wants to restore senatorial power, like the "Moderate" republican to Mon Mothma's shitlib.

        Its implied she's even more of a moral void than the outright fascists who at least openly want and revel in war and bloodshed.

        Rebels has things like Empire Day where there are parades etc and you see the average Imperial's apathy.

        And andor has incel guy mall cop as a main character who buys the kool aid, of course

        • @GarfGirl
          hexbear
          10
          4 months ago

          There was also the shitty battlefront 2 story mode where you play as a stormtrooper special ops lady for like 3 missions before realising that committing genocide is bad when you're told to do it to humans so defect to the rebels

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
        hexbear
        27
        4 months ago

        Not quite what you're looking for, but I remember in that Han Solo movie that I saw a few years ago, that I reacted to how the Empire's recruitment efforts used a major key version of the Imperial March.

      • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
        hexbear
        15
        4 months ago

        Yes, in many books from EU Holonet was mentioned to be republic(and empire)-wide instant communication network with functions like the TV and internet. Coverage and function varied from author to author though.

        • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
          hexbear
          15
          4 months ago

          it was a very 90s kinda internet, and none of the characters we followed were posters.

          one of the smarter things to not go into exhaustive detail about really.

          • @GarfGirl
            hexbear
            17
            4 months ago

            Star wars hexbear and there's people posting edits of Tusken raiders shooting stormtroopers down with the words "Another SStormtrooper down! Unlimited Battle of Yavin on the galactic core!" splashed over it

          • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
            hexbear
            14
            4 months ago

            As it turned out, hard sci fi is obliterated by a test of time very quickly. But those with either no technobabble like Dune or completely asspulled one like Star Trek endure lol. SW also avoid it and fare pretty well.

    • SerLava [he/him]
      hexbear
      30
      4 months ago

      The BLOODY ATTACK ON YAVIN by the terror group known as the Rebel Alliance has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Imperial citizens, completely unprovoked

    • @Sinistar
      hexbear
      18
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      If you haven't seen it, Troops is a classic Star Wars fan work (pre-prequels!) that tells the story of A New Hope from the point of view of the Stormtroopers, in the form of a Cops-like reality TV episode. (CW: contains comedic depictions of police violence)

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      16
      4 months ago

      Either it’s going to be serious like Nightcrawler and people think the guy hustling and spreading misinformation is based, or it’s going to be some comedy like The Office and people forget that they’re all cogs in the machine and it’s not supposed to be fun and wholesome.

    • @Sinistar
      hexbear
      29
      4 months ago

      I didn't even realize until I saw this comment what the fuck

  • Vncredleader [he/him]
    hexbear
    50
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    r.starwarsleftymemes is a social fascist cesspool that cries about how redfash anyone to the right of Nixon was. they are beyond pathetic. No joke I have had better conversations about communism on the normal starwarsmemes or might have been sequelmemes subreddits than I have ever seen on this subreddit.

  • @ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml
    hexbear
    50
    4 months ago

    When you are so nuanced and objective that you refuse to support national liberation against a genocidal apartheid regime because the resistence is made of hooded openly devoted muslims.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      32
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      It’s why I love Andor so much. It’s like the only media from a mainstream franchise that shows that resistance in progress isn't always pretty or pure or honorable.

      You don’t always get to choose who you fight alongside, but if you’re in the same room and your guns point to the same enemy, then your goal is the same until you get the luxury to decide otherwise.

      • riseuppikmin [he/him]
        hexbear
        15
        edit-2
        4 months ago

        I've said it once and I'll say it again. The only issue with Andor is they didn't use the SWBF1 (EA) thermal imploder noise in the riot scene.

        Just listen to this noise:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A160piVq0E

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      hexbear
      22
      4 months ago

      the resistence is made of hooded openly devoted muslims.

      Star Wars, famous for not featuring any resistances led by hooded religious figures.

  • @Yurt_Owl
    hexbear
    44
    4 months ago

    The rebels should have sent a strongly worded letter to the empire

  • AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    41
    4 months ago

    Its shrek. They arent leftists, and it aint a star wars sub. cough cough hack no matter, another dunk for my collection... :grevious-kaleeshi-freedom-fighter:

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
    hexbear
    33
    4 months ago

    Star Wars fans after soyfacing to Luthen’s monologue: “HOW COULD THE PALESTINIANS SUPPORT THESE ATTACKS?!”

  • Smeagolicious [they/them]
    hexbear
    32
    4 months ago

    "Lefty" Star Wars fans there actually just saying "well the middle east is culturally backwards and bloodthirsty so we should support Israel and the US even if it is a genocide". Consumption based identity with "leftist" aesthetics, disgusting.

        • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
          hexbear
          3
          4 months ago

          And ironically it was ultimately Han who this one time ignored Leia's warning, went to make Corellia Great Again, and as effect started a civil war which killed probably billions and fucked up his own family like no event before (Legacy series).

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexbear
      15
      4 months ago

      i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost

      thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
    hexbear
    26
    4 months ago

    You don't understand, destroying Alderaan was the only way to end the war. So many more soldiers would have had to die if they had to land and fight on each planet in the system.