Before the pandemic I always spat in the food of customers who gave us shit, nobody was gonna stop me, I wasn't the only one doing it. I probably spit in people's food at least once a day. Now with all these delivery apps and no more customers in person the reasons why I spit in customers food changed, now I only do it if the driver is the asshole, and the driver spits in it because the customer didn't tip them enough, and the customer gets to eat a bunch of spit covered slop at twice the price. Gig culture is so fucking stupid and so are restaurants. Even when I worked in the jail cafeteria I would spit in the food, that's something you're always gonna eat unless you cook for yourself. I just want you all to understand your food is tainted because you're all assholes and the eternal food spitter will always do it. Enjoy whatever your eating, because generally 1 out of every 10 times there's spit on it.
Imagine, if you will, a prize pig. Now imagine a perfectly cylindrical turd sliding out of its sizeable asshole and nestling itself comfortably between its two engorged testicles.
I mean there's probably traces of mouse shit and bugs in almost all of it too. Still eat that garbage though.