He does a moderate amount of trolling

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I thought the punchline was gonna be "getting an outema"

Never really thought about this till now but yeah it does seem pretty common for people here to refer to food from a restaurant as "takeout" (in the sense of "eating takeout") even if they ordered it delivered.

I mean there's probably traces of mouse shit and bugs in almost all of it too. Still eat that garbage though.

We will look into how this happened.

Diagnosis: 👁

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What on earth was even the context of that? Lol

Every day ending in "y" is recognized as international beer day. :grillman:

You Wouldn't Download An F-35

How many yall like mayo baths

The repeated "little Korea" makes me read this in The Heavy's voice

:yea:

Cops' primary hobby is also sitting :vivian-shrug:

"Righteous" violence porn. In the same vein as how one of the great American fantasies is to have a home invader and be able to kill them without legal or social repercussions.

The expression "If it bleeds it leads" didn't come from nowhere. We are an incredibly bloodthirsty culture.

The post title is hyperbole, not directly related to the details of the actual event I don't think

Arahnya watching this out their window: :sicko-flipped:

Always remember to wear oven mitts before posting hot takes, folx