— "I love pot. I can't get enough of the stuff."
— The Union leader raises an eyebrow. "Oh, do you, Harry? Excellent! Truly wonderful. I'm certain you'll find many men in the Union who would share your moral position on drugs. Not that they use them, of course! It would be both illegal and extremely unprofessional to be under the influence of drugs at the worksite."
— He's lying. He doesn't know that you're cool, yet. Everybody lies to uncool people. — People don't think I'm cool? — What? No, everybody thinks you're cool. But you're a cop, so he's expecting you to be a narc. Narcs aren't cool. — "So, you wouldn't mind if I...smoked in here, would you?" — "Actually, Harry, I would very much prefer if you didn't smoke anything in my office. It's my lungs, you see. Can't handle all of that second-hand stuff. It's nothing against you personally. You can step outside if you'd like to spark up." Evrart grins, tapping his fingers on a stack of papers. "Besides, there's still the matter of your missing gun to attend to."
[Hard: Success] — Nobody tells you what to do, least of all a civvie. It's time to show him what happens when someone refuses the request of a uniformed officer. You'll have to wait until he clocks out before you can strike, but he'll come back in the morning to the skunk-scent of a message.New task: Smoke a blunt in Evrart's office
"CUNO DON'T BE SMOKIN THAT WEAK SHIT! CUNO IS TOO MAX TO SIT AND TALK! TOO BUSY WITH IMPORTANT SHIT!"Fisher lady in C is a crime, most down to earth character in the entire game. Dice maker should be higher also
Cuno would get me too high and then tell me I was gonna feel like that forever
- — Too late, pig! That was Cuno’s forever weed brownie! You’re not fucking coming down! [Easy: Success] — If it has any potency at all, it’s less than a sprinkle of catnip onto your tongue. Nowhere near the alleged “forever high”, sadly.
:CUNOESSE:— They’re gonna know! They’re gonna know that you’re fucking high!
Listen, Harry.. I know how high you must feel right now. But you must understand that it's for the good of the movement, harry! We're going to space together
We're both missing from the list, yes we are, yes we are!
Can't believe I'm only one tier above that Ozonne wh*re! And here I was tryin' to be polite. Buzz off pigman. I'm all out of fuel oil anyway.
- "Harry, have a seat and smoke this green. You're damn right I'm up to something! I'm going to make you as high as a kite. That's my job. Just like yours is to keep the peace."
The chair you're sitting on has got the be the most uncomfortable chair in the world. It's violating your backside. Measurehead is objectively the best character and gets S tier for calling Harry a ham sandwich.
"MEASUREHEAD DOES NOT ABIDE BY THE WHIMS OF THE HAM SANDWICH, AL GUL OR THE FOUL HERB TABAC."
Where's the
spoiler
mega-rich light bending guy?
He'd pay for everything, then pass out after his first toke. Plus, just imagine looking at...whatever that is while high, he'd be great.
Oh yeah, probably. I'm assuming a best case scenario here really.
Cindy the Skull, Pissremoved, and Fuck the World in S tier all day
is either S tier or in his own unique sub E tier or both at the same time
