• MerryChristmas [any]
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    3 years ago

    I sort of hate myself for not pulling off the same grift. You could have made so much money selling little cups of "patriot lemonade."

      • MerryChristmas [any]
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        3 years ago

        Oh believe me, I'm working in graphic design and I have been tempted by this idea on so many occasions... I just haven't found a way to justify it to myself ethically.

        • crime [she/her, any]
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          3 years ago

          Make it so that if you take all the first letters of each word it spells "communism will win"

          Alternatively add one based line to the text like "[shit about guns chuds love] ... MY second amendment says you can't kill me for having my gun. Don't like it, suck it up butter cop" (typo and/or illegible typeface intentional)

        • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Use the shittiest screen printer that you can so that damn near everything fades within one or two washes. And then hop to a new Etsy (or whatever the alt-right equivalent is) account once the negative reviews start piling up.

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          3 years ago

          suckers have money, you want money. The shirt really doesn't make them more dangerous, if anything it makes them easier to spot and neutralize in an emergency. more money they spend on your stupid shirt, less money they spend on campaign merch or guns.

          • MerryChristmas [any]
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            3 years ago

            Here's the answer I was looking for! Alright, I'll give it a try. Anyone have any ideas for my first piece of right-wing apparel? More importantly, a good CHUD name I can sell under?

            • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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              3 years ago

              Happy to have helped. WorkingMan'sGoods would be a good name because it sounds chuddy but secretly talks to what you like. Or anything with america or patriot in the name.

    • anastrace [she/her,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Freedom Fries, Founding Fathers Fried Chicken, Hero's Hot Dogs. God why didn't I think of doing this, get that money and feel good about fleecing idiots