DirtbagVegan [he/him] to news • edit-23 years agoMagawa, the landmine-sniffing hero rat, dies aged eightexternal-linkmessage-square39 fedilinkarrow-up1179file-text
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minus-squareUtter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear17·3 years ago:rat-salute: He's clearing landmines in heaven now. link
minus-squareQuimby [any, any]hexbear9·edit-23 years agoCapitalist Heaven Edit: OR the land mines are actually fake and just "blow up" with edible confetti, but he gets to clear them still cause he's a good boi link
minus-squarezeal0telite [he/him,they/them]hexbear5·3 years agoGotta keep the rest of the Christians out of the Jehovah's Witness district somehow link
:rat-salute: He's clearing landmines in heaven now.
Of course heaven has land mines
Capitalist Heaven
Edit: OR the land mines are actually fake and just "blow up" with edible confetti, but he gets to clear them still cause he's a good boi
Gotta keep the rest of the Christians out of the Jehovah's Witness district somehow