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Tweet: Okay I thought this one straight up has to be hyperbole, there's no way they'd make an airbag that checks your subscription status or it doesn't go off, but it's fucking TRUE: "Without the subscription service from In&Motion, the airbag system is non-operational."

Quoted tweet: Reminder that Klim makes a motorcycle airbag vest that has a subscription service and if you don't pay and get in a wreck it just doesn't go off

Google results screenshot: Ai-1 Airbag Vest (Klim) - Choose from $12/month or $120/year subscription options, which include...

Original tweet dated 30th April 2021

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    This is absolutely going to get somebody who had a subscription killed because the airbag couldn't connect to the service to check in the 1/4 of a second it had to go off.

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      10 months ago

      that's absurd, it probably checks in periodically when it's in range of service and then decides whether to brick itself. it's going to get somebody who had a subscription killed because of a database error or bugged firmware update.

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Okay, so apparently there's an indicator light at the beginning that tells you if your subscription is active. Presumably they have at least one person who passed their realtime programming course and it's designed around making sure you never give off a green light unless the suit is ready to inflate.

        But a company that charges a subscription for airbag deployment may be too cheap to hire actual software engineers lmao

        • silent_water [she/her]
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          10 months ago

          Presumably they have at least one person who passed their realtime programming course and it's designed around making sure you never give off a green light unless the suit is ready to inflate.

          wheeze

        • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Surely the "subscription airbag" company understands design of safety-critical systems amd would not cut corners for the sake of profit.

        • RustCat [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Presumably they have at least one person who passed their realtime programming course

          You guys have courses for that? I just set CONFIG_PREEMPT_RT=Y and go about my day.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        reupping my subscription on the road and dying because I didn't drive close enough to any routers

        • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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          10 months ago

          “Your Honor, the records clearly state the deceased was in violation of the terms of service due to dying during the payment processing window.”

        • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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          10 months ago

          i have but i was pretending not to for the purposes of the bit to play with some other failure modes, in truth i acknowledge that the possibility of that is not so absurd

    • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Screaming "siri renew my airbag subscription!" as I'm flying through the air

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        “I have put a pair of Air Jordans in your shopping basket.”

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      The Ai-1 Airbag Vest and In&Box DPP (Detect-Protect-Perfect) platform is the first continually evolving motorcycle protection technology driven by artificial intelligence.

      absolutely-safe-capsule

    • Sinistar
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      10 months ago

      Honestly just having the airbag be electronic is dangerous enough. Imagine dying because you forgot to plug your airbag in a couple days in a row and the battery was out.