New Seinfeld episode I made on the toilet. I have IBS.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    G-m-r Seinfeld:

    Jerry bricks his PC by torrenting a Trojan disguising itself as a PS3 rom

    George buys hundreds of dollars worth of proxy servers to circumvent his bans from DOTA he got for using aimbot

    Elaine spends money to pre-order a game in early access and tries by any means possible to get a refund when it gets cancelled

    Kramer gets interested in whatever horror game is viral right now but gets trapped dealing with fandom drama

    • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Jerry gets an invite to a smash bros tournament in the apartment building, little does he know its organized by... NEWMAN

      George gets a steal of a deal on a graphics card upgrade (he won't stop saying "steal of a deal"), but the gang keeps talking about how it "doesn't sound right" and "cards are more expensive than that." The card comes in and it's burnt out from crypto mining. George plots revenge.

      Elaine is dating a niche-famous eSports pro, but she can't figure out what game he plays. She hopes it's CS:GO (dreamy). Turns out, it's League (yikes).

      Kramer has been mining crypto in the basement of the apartment building. He recently doubled his throughput with a bunch of new cards, but now the landlord has noticed the power draw and he's gotta unload. When George finally enacts his revenge plan, he catches Kramer at the heart of the scam.

      • riley
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        11 months ago

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    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      to circumvent his bans from DOTA he got for using aimbot

      have you never played DOTA to know that an aimbot is useless, or is the ridiculousness of using an aimbot in dota part of the joke?

      • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        (Was the former because I thought of the last game I had seen mentioned and forgot it’s gameplay but the latter is much funnier):

        G: I need it, Jerry! It makes my mouse more accurate!

        Laugh track

        J: That’s not what it does, and it doesn’t even work with DOTA, George! All it does is exist as a scapegoat whenever you screw up!

        G: It gets in the way sometimes, I know! That’s why you gotta ask your team for help-

        J: That’s why you keep getting banned for cheating! Not only can’t you hide it, you can’t even do it right!