• CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    42
    5 months ago

    The topic: His moral right to have gay sex with them

    So people can change their gender?

    Yes

    So I can change your sexuality?

    Ummm

    The media can change a person's gender, so I can influence you to be gay

    That's not how that works

    ad hominim

    That's not an ad hominim

    logic fallacy

    How is that a logical fallacy

    Let me suck your dick

    No

    So you admit wokeism is just a trend

    Fuck it just suck me off if it means you will go away

    Another win for logic and reason

  • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    34
    edit-2
    5 months ago

    kubrick-stare So, Professor Karen, you are a woman's studies teacher and feminist. You want all men to die then?

    rosa Not at all. I care deeply about how society is destroying men. Bell Hooks once said "The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence toward women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves."

    kubrick-stare Bell Hooks? Don't mind if I do

    Drops a comically large church bell covered in fish hooks on the Professor

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    34
    5 months ago

    I'm gonna guess it's a biting satire where the killer captures the male women's studies professor and is like "You think all men should die, but aren't you a man?" and then the professor is like "Damn I am beat by my own logic."

    • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      33
      5 months ago

      You're the global warming professor? Curious, you think humans are bad for the environment yet you live in the environment.

      • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
        hexbear
        27
        5 months ago

        You're the 1693 Project professor? You're white and yet you think white people should die. You see, I have no choice but to kill you and you have to be okay with it. It's what you want!

        Then some conservative at an airport reading this is like "yep, that's how this all works. if only my woke children knew this."

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    22
    5 months ago

    Wait, so the killer is stalking a "woke university" and killing professors?

    So, the killer is the anti-woke one we're supposed to relate to

    Sure, okay, whatever

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        hexbear
        7
        edit-2
        5 months ago

        biden-alert If Wokism did not exist, we'd have to create it, Jack.

        Otherwise, how am I going to justify killing all these professors? obama-drone

  • Doubledee [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    21
    5 months ago

    This brand of Christian literally believes everyone thinks this way. That secretly we all want to kill each other and have only the most threadbare logic keeping us from doing so at any moment. After all, if God won't torture you forever for doing something wrong, how is anything wrong and why would anyone not do the horrible murder torture fantasy these people have in their brain at all times?

    • @Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      11
      5 months ago

      And even worse: a good number of them believe that Jesus dying for their sins has given them carte blanche to do whatever heinous shit they feel like as long as they go to church on Sunday and "keep Christ in their heart".

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    20
    5 months ago

    blue-check

    Surely with his theme, he's having his protagonist debate with reasonable people and not strawmen. Right?

    anakin-padme-2

  • @WithoutFurtherBelay
    hexbear
    15
    5 months ago

    "hello mr serial killer. i am going to guess you kidnapped to me to debate me? too bad. i have surgically implanted a pipe bomb in my anal cavity. if the trigger word, logical fallacy, is said tweice it will explode and kill us both"

  • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    15
    edit-2
    5 months ago

    kubrick-stare So, Professor Zizek, you are a communist? Then you wouldn't mind if I purged you like Mao purged the intellectuals

    zizek-fuck I actually consider myself more of hegelian than anything else. We actually have a lot in common. Like you, I am the schniff so called "white boy" that wants to say the n word, I don't care about jokes that offend the women, and schniff I also spend all day watching movies and pretend they are profound.

    kubrick-stare Hegel? How about you hang to hell?

    zizek-preference That was a terrible pun. Please kill me so I do not have to shpeak to you any further

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    5 months ago

    The description on Amazon:

    Charles Cullen, a brilliant university professor and ruthless killer, makes a daring escape from a hospital for the criminally insane.

    Dr. Joseph Kallinger, the psychologist who examined Cullen, is called in to help find him with a burnt-out cop who thinks Kallinger’s diagnosis is to blame for the situation they’re in.

    On the college campus, Evangelical Christian Danny Ranes arrives for his freshman year and falls for bold and beautiful Shavonda Jackson, who introduces him to social justice and identity politics.

    Danny begins a life-changing journey of deconstructing his faith and is drawn into a network of radical activism. He is forced to make a dangerous choice that may change his life forever.

    • Wakmrow [he/him]
      hexbear
      10
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      I almost down voted out of reflex lmao

      Why did you make me read that shit

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    5 months ago

    expert-shapiro "Watch as I use Facts and Logic to justify violating one of the 10 foundational commandments bestowed by God to "Western Civilization", to stop the evil Woke's from debasing God and westerncivilization."

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    12
    5 months ago

    The nicest part about a straw man so distant from anything real, is that it makes talking with people about real politics much easier. Just avoid the buzz words. Find clear, none-cliché ways to phrase your ideas, and people will agree with the most dyed-red communist analysis.