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In all honestly If I was that close to a president I would be too scared to do anything, and would try to avoid doing something dumb.
Yeah, I'm not looking to get disappeared because I threw ice cream at the president. I want it to at least be worth it
Come in as if for a hug and then drop it down the back of his shirt
Eat the entire cone in one bite and watch as he sinks to the ground shrieking in agony and horror
Try to [redacted] his throat with my car keys. I know adventurism's bad, but come on, jack, I have to try if I'm that close.