Critical support for comrade Biden's adventurism against United States infrastructure?????
1)move stuff faster 2)deregulate bridges 3)have less traffic
Only one of these things is a policy, a terrifying and bad one, but it is a thing the government can do. The other two items are just listing things that would be nice! Move stuff faster? Wow, what a bold a visionary strategy to address supply shortages, we should get supplies faster, thanks boss, I knew you could do it. Oh, you have another idea? HAVE LESS TRAFFIC?! My man, unless your unveiling a trillion dollar new public transit system, I don't even know what you're talking about. People are using the only transportation available to them. Everyone hates traffic, but everyone is traffic, WHAT'RE WE S'POSED TO DO JOE...SELL IT TO AQUAMAN...oh sorry, wrong bit
Sounds like you're really going to love the admin's new "Just Cut It Out" mental health services funding bill!
The Health Department's new "Just Smile More, Honey" program is going great. :biden-troll:
i think he is referring to "structurally deficient" bridges that predate modern standards and/or bridges that have had their capacity reduced to deferred maintenance, but yeah somebody gets paid to write better than that
Yeah...maybe they meant something like "when bridges aren't so structurally deficient they need a lower weight limit imposed"
Come on, you have a comms person to do this, surely they can do better than that
I think his comms person would probably have somehow figured out a way to call poor people animals, based on the last few weeks.
Almost certain that's what this is referring to. Still funny though.
Causing our unmaintained bridges to collapse will surely help to mitigate supply chain issues instead of causing more of them
Oh god I just realized that this isn't some blue check jabroni who doesn't know what they're talking about, it's the president. Cool can't wait for all the future episodes of WTYP once this policy is in effect
voting for Joe Biden to ensure material for your podcast about engineering disasters (with slides) :big-cool:
He’s right. You can’t Build Back Better without collapsing every bridge in the US first.
https://www.theonion.com/contractor-informs-biden-it-d-be-cheaper-to-just-tear-d-1847165691
We are all gonna die and the U.S govt. wants to speed it along.
Lol I was expecting this to be Storrow in Boston, same energy for sure though
My favorites are the glampers that lose their A/C without noticing and that last one where they avoid it then turn around and hit it anyways lmaoo
Not only Joe is senile. His social media team also wack for listening to him and follow through it
I love how we go from 3 "when"s to a "thats how" "when you have energy, when you have mass, when you have the speed of light -- thats how time travel"
InfrastructureBill2 is gonna just be removing height restrictions from the 11'8"+8" train bridge
More public transport (which is infrastructure) might reduce car traffic; but the same Induced Demand that makes more lanes and more streets a bad idea would probably counteract that.
Cars are a fuck
When I vacuum my carpet, when I light my kitchen on fire, when I take out the trash- that's how I clean my house and make sure it's sanitary.
The Bipartisan Housekeeping Law is helping to make it happen.
