My God, what an overlong, bloated, stupid and pointlessly loud movie. Most of it is just watching nameless sailors getting picked off by Weta Workshop's CGI monstrosities in overly elaborate action scenes (which brought to mind the worst parts of the Hobbit trilogy).

Also, Jack Black's character should've gotten his head torn off by Kong. The character was a massive piece of shit, all of the deaths were his fault but noo, we're supposed to think he's funny. He even gets to deliver the awful final solemn line the movie ends on.

Between this and the Hobbit movies it's a miracle his LOTR trilogy ended up being as good as it was. What a hack fraud

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    As stupid and headache inducing as that movie is, I absolutely love the insect scene. It's also the first time since they get to the island that things slow down before ramping up again and you can actually feel some menace and dread. Also I'm a sucker for giant bug monsters.