My God, what an overlong, bloated, stupid and pointlessly loud movie. Most of it is just watching nameless sailors getting picked off by Weta Workshop's CGI monstrosities in overly elaborate action scenes (which brought to mind the worst parts of the Hobbit trilogy).

Also, Jack Black's character should've gotten his head torn off by Kong. The character was a massive piece of shit, all of the deaths were his fault but noo, we're supposed to think he's funny. He even gets to deliver the awful final solemn line the movie ends on.

Between this and the Hobbit movies it's a miracle his LOTR trilogy ended up being as good as it was. What a hack fraud

  • Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Source material. When you've got thousands of pages of source material you can nail it.

    The Hobbit was 180 pages long and look what you got.

    I mean it's still got some of the atmosphere and is a nice movie to nap to, it's not all bad.