There's a nice Yugopnik video about a "capitalism survival guide" that tries to help navigate a disillusioned worker in the modern hellscape. There are some two VERY important things that he brough up as tips to the modern worker:

  • Everyone is winging it. Regardless of the high expectations you see in job descriptions, you need to figure out how to bullshit your way past them: unless its something like a doctor, pilot, or engineer, you can probably learn the skills without getting a degree in them.

  • Work JUST enough, the employee that stays the extra hours and stuff doesn't always get the promotion. Depending on your work and position, working more might just be a net negative, as your extra mile becomes next time's bare minimum. This can then hurt your co-workers too, and as for you individually, you might suffer the curse of being the "go-to" guy. Ergo, extra work for you for the same pay as before.

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Since your boss doesn't know shit: always inflate timelines. Task X takes 2 days to complete? Tell your boss it takes a week. And then turn it in a day early.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          So many :porky-happy: want to remove what Buffer Time is left for workers, right now.

          They're fucking around and may they soon find out. :porky-scared:

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            My current spot is good for that. It's a kitchen and the prevailing attitude is just be able to crank it out when we're busy but if everything is under control then fucking vibe.