• Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    11 months ago

    Should... Should I be thinking about how to kill everyone i meet? That seems like a lot of mental load for zero payoff

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Show

    I think it is always worth putting a face to the name when men speak about violence.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Dude would crumple like a sack of potatos if a 12 year old hit him. I've gamed it out.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        Crumple like a sack of potatoes when a woman asks him to clean his room

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      That's the face of a torturer if ever I've seen one. I can't imagine him lifting a gun or swinging a bat, but I can easily see him telling me they haff veys of making me talk.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      It's a face that is sadly lacking a hatpin sticking out of it.

    • tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 months ago

      "Woman don't understand this. We are born with hypervigilance. Only men have the strength and power of will to sit in the back of Denny's watching the entrance and exits for any potential threats, never a moment to relax. Life is war."

    • HexBroke
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      6 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • newmou [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Yeah that’s right, I’m a veteran of the war of mentally gaming out wrestling matches with other dudes

      • tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        When we see a man, we instinctively see his whole body in our mind, genitals and all, to observe for weak points. Often when viewing a tall formidable opponent I notice I find myself becoming aroused. This is because the human Man must procreate soon after defeating his enemy, at the greatest time of sexual energy and safety. There is no such thing as same-sex attraction, it's a feminist myth.

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    11 months ago

    He has more lead flowing through his veins than blood.

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    This is what runs through Dilbert's head as he sits in his fourth meeting of the day.

  • macabrett
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    11 months ago

    Look you don't understand, this is a dude thing. We're masculine and violent. Which is why we've gamed this out to not have violence, because if it gets violent we both lose. I'm a manly man. Don't make me get violent.

  • beef_curds [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    My man looks like Larry David, but talks like Liam Neeson in Taken.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    Dude’s acting like the residual trauma and neurosis he has from being stuffed into his locker by every kid bigger than him in high school is some steely seal team six war gaming.

  • qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one
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    11 months ago

    Why is it that when closet MAGA's go public, they double down on their beliefs, and then their brain seems to rot from the inside out shortly after?

    • jaeme
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      11 months ago

      Cause it's mostly just repackaged self hate that spirals out of control, pretty sad really to see dirty laundry aired out in public, but its also funne.

  • Goblin [any]
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    11 months ago

    Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.

  • regul [any]
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    11 months ago

    I want Biden to federalize the Texas National Guard so bad.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Weird post from a guy, who clearly hasn't been punched in the face despite of his best attempts

    Funniest thing about guys calling for a more violent society, they would be the first ones to literally die

    • Pepsi_Cola_Marxist [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      You don't understand. Dilbert guy is a stone-cold killer. He'd put a bullet in your head and go about his day like he squashed a stinkbug.