"You'll instinctively ask 'what is fundamentally wrong with this person?' whenever a conservative announces themselves as you get older."
"You'll increasingly see conservatives as some kind of alien species that can only ever choose the worst option in a Hanlon's double-sided razor kind of way as you get older."
"You'll sit there in the dark in clown makeup watching conservatives kill themselves with a horrific virus for no reason and it's just like lol, lmao as you get older."
"You'll instinctively ask 'what is fundamentally wrong with this person?' whenever a conservative announces themselves as you get older."
"You'll increasingly see conservatives as some kind of alien species that can only ever choose the worst option in a Hanlon's double-sided razor kind of way as you get older."
"You'll sit there in the dark in clown makeup watching conservatives kill themselves with a horrific virus for no reason and it's just like lol, lmao as you get older."