• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    I have a beard. Am I Hamas?

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    Ninja edit: I'm being informed in my non-existent earpiece that Nancy Pelosi claims that I might be Hamas because I have a beard but I do not support Israel. In addition - I might have connections to Putin. This is more complicated than I thought!

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Is that the real Hamas, or is it one of those mall Hamses you see everywhere during the genocide season?

    I thought the real Hamas would be busy at the underground tunnel making sure he had enough hostages to coerce all the little boys and girls of the world?