https://www.npr.org/2022/02/01/1077352159/groundhog-day-milltown-mel-dies
Me too and it’s sucks. I apply to countless jobs in the Netherlands and they all keep rejecting my application because I don’t speak Dutch.
I’m a skilled immigrant, Jerry! Skilled!
do it Biden you fucking coward, this shit sucks ass. get it over with
There are several groundhogs. punxsutawney phil is the only one anyone really cares about.
The Vice President of the Inner Circle prepares two scrolls in advance of the actual ceremony, one proclaiming six more weeks of winter and one proclaiming an early spring. At daybreak on February 2, Punxsutawney Phil awakens from his burrow on Gobbler's Knob, is helped to the top of the stump by his handlers, and purportedly explains to the President of the Inner Circle, in a language known as "Groundhogese" whether he has seen his shadow. The President of the Inner Circle, the only person able to understand Groundhogese through his possession of an ancient acacia wood cane, then interprets Phil's message, and directs the Vice President to read the proper scroll to the crowd gathered on Gobbler's Knob and the masses of "phaithphil phollowers" tuned in to live broadcasts around the world.
:hillary-contempt: I want that groundhog taken out
