• emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Applebee's can barely keep operating anyway, the entire staff turns over every couple weeks

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        You say that, but without their Quesadilla Explosion Burgers and $1 Mountain Dewgaritas, who would feed the honkies and their ilk?

        • captcha [any]
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          2 years ago

          Taco Bell was applying for a liqour license in my city to sell Baja Blast Margaritas. It was the primary issue on my cities subreddit that they kept getting denied.

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            One day, after the Fast Food Wars, we'll all be able to sit at a Taco Bell getting drunk off frosty liquor slushes

            • captcha [any]
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              2 years ago

              Oh no, you can do it now. The mayor holding it back ran for governor and finished dead last in the primary out of like a dozen people then tried to hop back into the mayor race which was going in the same season and lost. This guy had been mayor for over two decades and just fucking blew it.

              Now the undergrads can get shitfaced at the taco bell.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              edit-2
              2 years ago

              You can take this job, and you can shovel it!

              "Close enough." :volcel-judge:

      • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Alternate version: Luckily for Applebee's managment, a microwave oven can't quit.