MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-28 months agoTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.external-linkmessage-square89 fedilinkarrow-up1201file-text
arrow-up1201external-linkTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-28 months agomessage-square89 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend RIP bozo
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]Mhexbear16·8 months agoIf I remember, the average rate of fall injuries to height off the ground increases at an exponential rate the higher you get. Even falling off a two-foot step stool/ladder has a decent chance of fucking you up. link
minus-squareSerLava [he/him]hexbear16·8 months agoYeah it's all probability. Someone survived falling out of an airplane, and yeah a stepstool will kill you like one in a hundred times you fall off it link
If I remember, the average rate of fall injuries to height off the ground increases at an exponential rate the higher you get. Even falling off a two-foot step stool/ladder has a decent chance of fucking you up.
Yeah it's all probability. Someone survived falling out of an airplane, and yeah a stepstool will kill you like one in a hundred times you fall off it