Guess they didn't ask the crypo miners nicely enough.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    What will Abbott use to distract from this failure this time? He can't use the thing he did last year, remove the mask mandate, because that's already used up.

          • techpun [any]
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            3 years ago

            It's because the latest pivot is to Russia, so China actually isn't doing anything bad until they pay attention again. Schrodinger's Foe.

      • ComRed2 [any]
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        3 years ago

        Wasn't there mention of it being the fault of AOC's green new deal last time or something? Hilarious.

    • Tervell [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "I've removed the mask mandate a second time, just to show that communist Brandon that I mean business. This way, the next governor would have to introduce two mask mandates, to counter my double removal."

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Couldn't he have a real big ol' Texas-sized mask burnin'? They could even throw copies of bad books like Maus in the pyre "by mistake" because they didn't understand the symbolism.

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