the ridiculousness of the post aside, "trying to think of times they've felt pain the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives" is actually kind of a good line
the ridiculousness of the post aside, "trying to think of times they've felt pain the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives" is actually kind of a good line
The person who posted this on 4chan is more Reddit than you could ever hope to be so I think you're good
which in turn is the most 4chan shit imaginable.