Also why are there fucking hockey pucks in a speed skating event? Why can't they just put down paint lines or tape?
also why are mayos so stupidly unable to imagine alternate scenarios? Clearly there's no other possible reason for her pushing that puck, it's not like your hand running into a puck would slow down your speed or anything, and that you'd flick it away just to stop that from happening
A new event where the goal is to cheat your way to victory and the points are awarded like gymnastics on the basis of difficulty of attempted cheat and whether you pulled it off
Is that legal?
Also why are there fucking hockey pucks in a speed skating event? Why can't they just put down paint lines or tape?
also why are mayos so stupidly unable to imagine alternate scenarios? Clearly there's no other possible reason for her pushing that puck, it's not like your hand running into a puck would slow down your speed or anything, and that you'd flick it away just to stop that from happening
though if she actually intended for that to happen, then goddamn. that's some fucking PRECISION.
A new event where the goal is to cheat your way to victory and the points are awarded like gymnastics on the basis of difficulty of attempted cheat and whether you pulled it off
it would be like any other sport except 10x more exciting to watch
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Pretty much this