2006: Science Fiction author John Scalzi tapes bacon to his cat.
2026: I secure a claymore mine to Mrs. Floofywhiskers' vest. It is her mission in life to kill as many of the fash as she can. They have our position surrounded. Floofs will make it out, she's a survivor. I take out my last letter to home and place it under a rock, knowing it will never reach them.
2006: Science Fiction author John Scalzi tapes bacon to his cat.
2026: I secure a claymore mine to Mrs. Floofywhiskers' vest. It is her mission in life to kill as many of the fash as she can. They have our position surrounded. Floofs will make it out, she's a survivor. I take out my last letter to home and place it under a rock, knowing it will never reach them.