The Pentagon spent 2 billion dollars on this

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Trying to chase your spare ammo around the room because you forgot your laser was on the whole time.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      just make sure it's not stray kautsky and you're good to go :soviet-playful:

  • ToastGhost [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    wow what an unsuspicious cat, lets talk about our secret government intel because its just a cat it cant tell anyone

  • Not_irony [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    *Pentagon spent 2 billion on salaries and coke, put this together last second to say they were doing anything useful

  • CommCat [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    this reminds me of an old SNL commercial skit a long time ago. It was presented as some typical 80s-90s kids' toy commercial. Real cats were dressed up in battle armour and you have intercut scenes of kids getting all excited. I watched it live, and it probably only broadcast once because I can't find it online. Probably got a lot of complaints from animal rights groups.

  • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    2006: Science Fiction author John Scalzi tapes bacon to his cat.

    2026: I secure a claymore mine to Mrs. Floofywhiskers' vest. It is her mission in life to kill as many of the fash as she can. They have our position surrounded. Floofs will make it out, she's a survivor. I take out my last letter to home and place it under a rock, knowing it will never reach them.