“Crowning" the landlords and parading them through the villages. This sort of thing is very common. A tall paper-hat is stuck on the head of one of the local tyrants or evil gentry, bearing the words "Local tyrant so-and-so" or "So-and-so of the evil gentry". He is led by a rope and escorted with big crowds in front and behind. Sometimes brass gongs are beaten and flags waved to attract people's attention. This form of punishment more than any other makes the local tyrants and evil gentry tremble. Anyone who has once been crowned with a tall paper-hat loses face altogether and can never again hold up his head. Hence many of the rich prefer being fined to wearing the tall hat. But wear it they must, if the peasants insist. One ingenious township peasant association arrested an obnoxious member of the gentry and announced that he was to be crowned that very day. The man turned blue with fear. Then the association decided not to crown him that day. They argued that if he were crowned right away, he would become case-hardened and no longer afraid, and that it would be better to let him go home and crown him some other day. Not knowing when he would be crowned, the man was in daily suspense, unable to sit down or sleep at ease.
—Mao Zedong, Report On An Investigation of the Peasant Movement in Hunan, March 1927
"yo, we're gonna put a hat on you today."
"actually we'll reschedule, we'll let you know."
rich fuck has a mental breakdown about the hatabsolutely based
I wish we had more pictures of the 1920s landlord dunce hats, all I can find are CR era dunce hats.
i'd like to assume that Mao's words are all just flowery metaphor and the dunce hat literally stops them from holding their head up by being filled with lead and the weight breaking their neck
Rifle in hand, I'll make the landlords put on the milkboy hat and do the milkboy dance through the streets. They will wet themselves in fear and it will only make me laugh harder. That's what the milkboy does.
