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I actually got out a d20 to roll (My sexy metal one at that) and no joke: 19. 😎

Thought it said "sex slaves" I may need to log off.

motherfucker.

um... let's see.... 14+2=16

:blob-on-fire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I put on my wizard robes and hat

11, modifier is 3 so 14

"I will need you all to make dex saves."

I just read through a reddit thread about the new LotR show and saw someone's comment about no dwarven characters looking 'African' and that the Elven (and Dwarven?) characters are 'white and beautiful'.

Not bothering with a save, just go ahead and shoot that fireball.

11+2 13

I took dark elf and ignore 75% fire damage nwah!

12-1=11

I did a sex save, critical failure, fireball flew into my ass, help

i have evasion

get rekt

I- I got an 8 :scared:

8d6 fire damage is going to put me into the negatives.

Is there anyone with magical healing prepared that can stabilise me so I don't have to make death saving throws?

17+5=22